Rosenbush Café

Mr. Eddie Ascends from the Temporal Warp

Scrutinized across the globe from its stationary orbit, beyond the highest upper atmosphere and choking on eons of persistence, the likelihood of patience is foregone and after five billion year hibernation their hunger will be satiated.

Coming January 18, 2011…extinction will be the least predicament for the one thousand and six survivors, dimensionally suspended incorporeally between the third and fifteenth dimensions. It begins with the arrival of “Mr. Eddie,” from the subterranean vault of a derelict space time portal, secreted from sentient vision since the creation of the universe, and ends with the disintegration of nearly every living creature warmed by Sol.

The ending, however, is merely the beginning…