weekly poll: number of unsalted crackers needing pulverizing
by Henry Rosenbush on Jul.13, 2009, under eXisTenTiaLNihLisT
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I’m not much for polls because they are generally devised by people, companies, news corporations or other special interest groups with clear agendas making accuracy as impossible as making sense of unprovoked rudeness as a reply to cheerful dispositions.
My poll question will not be graphed on Rosenbush Cafe; perhaps it will assist anyone who has dealt with the ongoing dilemma of misplaced, misjudged of missing intelligence in communication.
Like real poll questions it is intentionally convoluted to make you read it more than once before answering:
How many people today, that you dealt with verbally face-to-face, over the telephone or in written communications, i.e. letters, emails, text or memos, made you conclude they were irrational, paranoid, self-deluded, spiteful or hateful, incapable of simple logic or complicated algorisms, or just plain unsalted crackers needing to be pulverized then spread across the bottom of a pie pan, smeared with butter, covered with apples, then baked until lightly toasted and finally topped with whipped creme before being fed to the friendly neighborhood starving raccoon?*
1. Between 0 - 5
2. More Than 6 But Less Than the National Debt
3. So High It Touches the Sky
4. I Don’t Like to Communicate With Human Beings
5. Your Poll Is About Me
6. No Opinion
Answers: +/- to the power of Pi x a % of the gross of every cent every spent by every human being since the beginning of currency through the moment you read the following disclaimer:
* This is neither a scientific poll nor an inquiry where science can offer the slightest bit of assistance. It is not meant to enlighten or entertain but just to end.
Answers are not forthcoming.
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July 14th, 2009 on 3:03 am
The moron tribe comes to you whether you want to deal with society or not. Dorseyland the Blog is currently under an intensive spam attack from their robots, which seem to be promoting the police academy (any police academy) as a good idea for young people. I don’t know why. Those were terrible movies.
July 14th, 2009 on 9:55 am
Terrible movies indeed.
I hope your spammers get incurable brain parasites, like the ones I saw on the Animal Planet. Hmmm, maybe they have them already.
I’ve been under attack, too, from former tenants and parents and all my projects are taking longer and costing me more than anticipated. I’m lucky I have time to write, let alone think.