Rosenbush Cafe

Beavers once again will boycott the G-20 summit being held in London, England. Head beaver, Buck-Teeth McGraw, in a prepared statement claimed, “Yeah we’re busy, too busy to buy into the hype that much will be resolved at this summit. German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Spanish Finance Minister Pedro Solbes or Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek may think they know about financial woes but rest assured, put any on them underwater, with mud and tree limbs and see how well they do.”

While not discounting the importance of this meeting, in light of world wide monetary problems, Bif Beaver, of the Pacific Northwestern Mammal Alliance, echoes McGraw:

“International policy in the eurozone will in the end represent only the ultra wealthy investing in Jersey Island banks and the other 98% of the world will be left in bread lines. We can construct safe, reliable and study dams in a week, or less if we’re motivated, without unions, building permits, lien holders or corrupt politicians lining their pockets with kicback money.”

American President Barrack Obama’s economic stimulus package and hope to get troops in Afghanistan will be topics of much criticism as he tours the U.K, France, Germany, the Czech Republic, and Turkey. The Beaver World Order hopes leaders will take a look at their infrastructures and compare them to the superior trade balance of beavers; “we can build a structure without money, or degrees in astro-physics and accountancy,” advises McGraw ‘while the rest of the world chases its prehensile tails in the search of harmony.”

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer nevers seems to be without a project. He produces some of the best TV programs with the CSI Franchise, The Eleventh Hour, the Pirates/Caribbean triology, National Treasures films and the upcoming 2010 features The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, The Lone Ranger and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

Oscar winning special effects artistan Hoyt Yeatman (The Abyss, 1989) makes his directorial debut with this comedy where guinea pigs get their due as special government ops. Voiced by Nicholas Cage, recent Oscar Winner Penélope Cruz (Vicky, Christina, Barcelona), Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan as the G-Force. The humans are led by Bill Nighy, Will Arnett and Zach Galifianakis. Slated for a Disney Digital 3-D release in July. Looks like a fun summer flick for children and adults. About time!

Uncle Wally just returned from a twenty four hour trek to the Carolinas to photograph Pegasus St. Claire for his upcoming April Fools Pictorial, available only at the Cafe, where several of his art works are already on display. Wally took up photography, and other graphic arts, while recuperating last fall from injuries he received after snapping a picture of Imagino, a sinister far left feline blogger from Mac Town, Tennessee. Wally was vindicated recently when Imagino was deported to the nether reaches of the Mississippi gulf coast.

Imagino was instrumental in hate crimes directed at members of the Milo Institute for Feline Well-Being after his membership was denied due to selling to Columbian Nip, which is illegal in the United States, to underage kits. He is currently under investigation by the Department of Feline Justice for myriad subversive acts.

Pegasus, who was rescued by Carolina Bureau Chief, Kara Mia Pia, after the year old white angel was attacked by a group of malevolent squirrels, who used pine cones and acorns to devastating effect, is our youngest cat in the MIFW-B. He reports on squirrel migrations and is learning Slavic languages.

The Milo Institute for Feline Well-Being welcomes ferals to join their Neighborhood Watch Patrol. The most recent kit to join, Dali Ernst, is seen peering into the livingroom at the institute to advise of unleashed dogs nearby and that the early morning rain awoke many flowers on the backyard dogwoods.

Dali has been coming by for morning breakfast and evening dinners since last November and is an avid surrealist. His three dimensional art using dry cat food has enthralled fellow felines and his photography is receiving kudos from Windsor Drive graphic artist Uncle Wally. Dali has been recovering from an ear bite after an art dispute with avant garde filmmaker Rusty McGraw who devoured an exhibit of Frisky Biscuits and Fur Bonnets.

Critics should give plaudits to art but never eat them!

With a few milliseconds to spare Tuesday, I sat on the rusty, paint-peeling backyard swing and swung, Christmas beer in hand, as in bought in an AlDeez around last year’s amusing holiday season, with Calico, the only cat who loves a good backwards and forwards magic aerial show. Notebook in lap and neighbor’s dog’s barking in my right ear, I released a voluminous amount of hybrid syntactic profanity at the vociferious canine, momentarily stopping for a drag on one of my final D’s (quitting in time for April Fool’s Day), to sip a dram of offbeat brew, swallow and savor before continuing querying the beast as to why I could not sit quietly with my thoughts and think them uninterupted.

Interuption is the nature of now and we all must suffer as noise pollutes our ears, with helicopters overhead, the train careening by, dogs bark, teenagers play hoops and sirens signal the police or rescue vehicles are nearby, again. How stupid was I to sell my deprivation tank at a yard sale? No where to even embrace a primal scream which was nanoseconds away when Tippi Tap-Toes, Pink Martini, Talia Bisquits and Uncle Wally jumped the fence and duct-taped the dog’s mouth.

Alone with my thoughts at last they were dissembled though neural pruning; better than pruning the over grown shrubbery in front of Hell House. I bid a fond farewell to several hours of memory ending with the dog’s voice and now will retire early relaxed from my thought reduction. Mojo works better with some tabula rasa reversed intentionally and I must say I feel better. The Black Walnut helped; a bit.

Which thoughts sacrificed tomorrow in the name of serenity and can I afford more Black Walnut?